Valentine's Day

Balloons and hearts light the room

And I'm still too self conscious to love you 

Refill your pitcher, go ring the boys 

I bet they'd dance on tables for you 

Don't ask me to look in the mirror 

My ego's got enough cracks 

Just sit there and tell me lies 

yes means yes, even you know that 

I'm sure my night doesn't compare 

To your best friend's imaginary brass band 

But she'll face reality one of these days 

And you'll already have a head start 

Who knew this was a race anyway? 

I thought we were running solo together 

The waiters sure made an effort 

I guess you're glad someone did 

Storm out or break something

I'd find you sexier if you made a scene 

At least file a complaint 

You're the only one here who will

I'm sure St. Valentine is laughing
Thinking about Romeo or Casanova
Or any of the other jokers or fools
That you were expecting tonight